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Adventures with Humans

Bear Story for Beth

Bear Story for Beth

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You know, person, it’s okay to just go for a walk.

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Covid-19 Thoughts, Edited by Pinot Grigio

Covid-19 Thoughts, Edited by Pinot Grigio

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The bear, just out of hibernation, walks across the empty six-lane highway and grabs a box of Fruit Loops...

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Travellers

Travellers

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...we were going to be the family that made blanket forts together and how neat was that going to be!

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You Did What? Coolio, My Son!

You Did What? Coolio, My Son!

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No one ape takes all of the bananas so the others have none.

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Hot Mustard

Hot Mustard

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Well, we didn’t want to interrupt you, because you taught us not to do that, but the waffles burned in the toaster and the house is full of smoke.”

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Rules

Rules

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...it was as if the man’s eyes were rolled back in his head and he could not hear for the telling.

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The Unexpected

The Unexpected

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I set the box down carefully, as if it was full of sleeping lethal bees, plus, you know, the dynamite.

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Cameras?

Cameras?

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It’s like finding out that there’s a pit viper that’s been living in your basement but you’re going to go down and do yoga anyway and then meditate with your pet mice on your lap.

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I'll Just Hang Up My Coat

I'll Just Hang Up My Coat

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"Everything looks to be in order." I walked out of the room at a gate which suggested that I might be on my way to file a report, and heard a welcomed chuckle as I rounded the corner to my desk.

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Whitefish

Whitefish

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Humour connects us–it offers a vision of the absurdity of life. It gives people a way to loosen threatening knots made when human interaction is not clear, and judgments or wrong assumptions are made.

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