You Did What? Coolio, My Son!
No one ape takes all of the bananas so the others have none.
Displaying posts in Adventures With Humans
Hot Mustard
Well, we didn’t want to interrupt you, because you taught us not to do that, but the waffles burned in the toaster and the house is full of smoke.”
The Unexpected
I set the box down carefully, as if it was full of sleeping lethal bees, plus, you know, the dynamite.
I'll Just Hang Up My Coat
"Everything looks to be in order." I walked out of the room at a gate which suggested that I might be on my way to file a report, and heard a welcomed chuckle as I rounded the corner to my desk.
Thought-Birds on a Wire
I may inch closer to discovering my true essence, and possibly enjoy a nice cheese sandwich along the way, that is, unless the birds get to it first.
The Jaw-Drop
"Despite all our limitations, the most crucial challenge of being human is to show up like a rose." Mark Nepo
The Real Piece of Work
...But, in my far-from-enlightened, juvenile state, not reacting to our artist might have caused him to burst into flame or pop a blood vessel in his forehead and considering the mood I was in, that might have been entertaining.